February 23, 2012

Don’t miss Fast Show number six

Whatever you do, don’t miss the Fast Show episode six at Fosters’ website.

It’s a mini classic with appearances from aggravating pub bore Billy Bleach with his bubby red hair and uncalled for expertise on myriad subjects. Episode six finds Mr. Bleach boring the pants off a young lady about her new smart phone – advising on the games and apps etc.

At one point, Billy goes off into reverie, harking back to the better, more romantic times of payphones in red boxes and writing letters to girls – as the lady he’s talking begins to look impressed for the first time.

Alas Billy then ruins the moment with a “course not you muppet!”

Then there’s legendary duo Ted and Ralph. Lord of the manor Ralph questions Ted about his use of new technology and the internet. Ted, understandably, is a little behind the times, but has an internet connection courtesy of his nephew so that he can email his brother Brendan in New Zealand at Christmas.

Once a year Ted is reluctant, understandably, to become one of Ralph’s Facebook friends, preferring to keep things on a more formal footing with his employer – particularly given that employer’s weird obsession with Ted himself.

Music hall legend Arthur Atkinson is also back with the least funny catchphrases of all time all delivered to an adoring circa 1940s audience, whilst the grand finale belongs to Ron Manager.

Ron and his co-hosts are pictured off-air making deeply sexist comments. Ron struggles to keep up with his two colleagues’ chauvinism, going off at a tangent about the six Fs – err, find ‘em, isn’t it… pheromones; before losing his thread completely.

It’s classic comedy. These are some very funny video clips indeed if your comedy tastes are a little lateral – so please don’t miss it for your own sake. And just in case most of the above character analysis makes little sense to you; then you really should know better!

All hail Bob Fleming

The Fast Show is back and it’s as good – if not better – than ever.
Just on the off chance that you’re below the age of about 24, or you’ve been on a desert island for the last decade or so – the show was the BBC’s top TV comedy sketch show programme, running for 3 series from 1994-97.
There was also a one-off ‘last ever’ Fast Show in 2000. Thankfully, though, that didn’t prove to be the case as the show is back each Thursday at 1pm courtesy of Fosters.co.uk.
Anyway, amongst many of the other favourite Fast Show characters making a comeback after a more than 11-year absence is the one and only –not to be missed ….. Bob Fleming!
I think Bob is my favourite Fast Show character, though it’s a close-run thing. Bob is the ageing, and incompetent but genial host of a “TV show” called “Country Matters”.
The trouble is; he’s a man with a troublesome perma-cough which never seems to disappear despite constant efforts to clear his throat and the odd complete coughing fit now and again; “that’s got it” – though it never has!
And – cough medicine? (With incredulity…) “What will they think of next!?”
West Country Bob never lets his troublesome tickly throat stop him filming though – the show must go on and all that – but there are times he’s almost unintelligible.
Bob is also blissfully unaware of the problem himself, at one point asking with incredulity: “Has it been that noticeable?”
Now and again, one of Bob’s friends puts in an appearance, like sneezing Clive Tucker, hiccoughing Murtagh Blethyn and, of course, Jed Thomas, the Tourette’s man who continually peppers his speech with “arse”.
Bob Fleming g is a little Reeves and Mortimer–esque in his laterality. Anyway, he’s certainly not a man to be ignored now that he’s back with us at long last!

Strictly moves in three dimensions

Strictly Come Dancing’s grand finalé is to be shown on the big screen in 3D for the first time ever this year.

All the dance action from Blackpool’s world famous Tower Ballroom on December 17th is to be broadcast live to Apollo cinemas in London Piccadilly, Altrincham, Burnley, Carmarthen, Leamington, Rhyl, Stroud and Torbay.

It will cost Strictly fans £7 a head to see it plus £1 for 3D glasses if needed. Apollo’s Marketing Manager Nicole Oakley says ” We’re delighted to be able to bring the glitz and glamour of ‘Strictly’ Come Dancing to our screens. We’re calling all budding Len Goodmans, Bruno Toniolis and Alesha Dixons to grab their scorecards, dust off their dancing shoes and join in the fun.

“And while we can’t vouch for the dancing, we can certainly guarantee that the quality of the evening will be a perfect 10!”

Watching the grand final in 3D may well be an experience anyone lucky enough to get a ticket won’t forget in a hurry those looking at the Strictly Come Dancing betting might want to give it a try. The final promises to be a very close-run thing between Harry, Chelsee and Jason. The bookmakers have the celebrities in that order of favouritism as things stand. But Chelsee has been gradually closing the gap and many pundits seem to think she can close it all the way – edging out the McFly drummer on the Blackpool finishing line. Anyone keeping an eye on the Strictly Come dancing winner odds should remember this.

Of course, former Neighbours heart throb and ex star of “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat” Jason Donovan may have something to say about this being a two-horse race. He’s seeing things very much in three dimensions. The oldest contestant left in the show has been putting on the style with his near perfect “Singin’ in the rain” routine alongside partner Kristina Rihanoff last week and at 7-1 with the bookies, looks like excellent 3d value to me!

What do you know about The Fast Show?

Think of The Fast Show and you immediately think of the brilliant Paul Whitehouse. What most people don’t realise is there are two people behind the show which took the British comedy scene by storm in the mid-1990s. Charlie Higson may be less recognisable than his esteemed colleague, but he is no less influential.

Now the pair has joined forces again to bring the famous old show back to our screens. That is, our computer screens.
Whitehouse and Higson have teamed up with John Thomson, Arabella Weir, Simon Day and Caroline Aherne for a 12-episode web-based series which began on November 10. The new series features all the classic catchphrases and characters and is sure to be a hit with fans of the show.

Higson didn’t always have aspirations to be in the comedy industry. He was a keen musician at university, starring as the lead singer in the band The Higsons. It was at the University of East Anglia where he met Whitehouse and the pair became good friends.

Ultimately, Higson and Whitehouse fell into comedy by chance. They worked as labourers on the house of comedians Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry and then happened to move into the same estate as Harry Enfield. The rest, as they say, is history.

The Fast Show ran for three series from 1994 to 1997, with a three-part “Last Ever” show in 2000. A decade on and the show is back with fresh material and is a must-see as far as funny video clips on the net go. Higson slips back into the show seamlessly – it seems as if Swiss Toni has never been away.

If you are looking for funny videos to watch today, make sure you check out the new episodes of The Fast Show.

X Factor 2010 winner Matt Cardle tips Amelia Lily to win

Last year’s X Factor winner, Matt Cardle, believes Amelia Lily has what it takes to win the 2011 competition.

The Essex lad, who beat hit acts One Direction and Rebecca Ferguson in the 2010 finals, said he believes the 17-year-old could go all the way in the show.

Amelia was voted back in by the public two weeks ago, after Frankie Cocozza’s premature exit from the programme. However, her popularity waned last week, with her ending up in the bottom two on the show. She narrowly avoided elimination for a second time, with the vote going to deadlock and Craig Colton leaving the competition. People looking at the X Factor odds should remember this.

Matt told the Metro newspaper that he has been watching this year’s series and he really liked Amelia from the start, so he’s pleased she’s back in.
“I’ve got a sneaky feeling she’s going to win it. She’s got what it takes,” he said.

The singer was also asked whether he was worried he could end up like some of the previous X Factor winners who have disappeared after releasing a couple of singles. Matt said all he could do is keep writing, recording, singing and “do the best [he] can”.

When Amelia first came back onto the show, she quickly became the bookies’ favourite to win, but she slipped down the ranks a bit after last week’s performance and her sing-off to stay in the show.

Now, girl band Little Mix are in the lead in the X Factor odds, with Marcus Collins also proving to be a popular choice. With the final just around the corner now, the competition is really hotting up!

The return of The Fast Show

The Fast Show is back! Over a decade on from its last episode, the old team is back together for a new online series which is hosted on the Foster’s Funny website.

Like Alan Partridge’s Mid Morning Matters and Vic & Bob’s Afternoon Delights before them, Charlie Higson and Paul Whitehouse accepted an invitation from Foster’s to resurrect a show which became famous for catchphrases such as “Scorchio!”, “Suit you, sir!” and “You ain’t seen me, right?”

The Fast Show was created by Higson and Whitehouse and ran for three series from 1994 to 1997, starring Caroline Aherne, Simon Day and Mark Williams. Characters such as Competitive Dad, Ed Winchester and Swiss Toni made the show an instant hit.

The team returned briefly in 2000 for a special Last Fast Show Ever, which spanned three episodes and even featured Hollywood star Johnny Depp. It seemed that would be the last we would see of The Fast Show, but now a new deal has been struck that Higson and Whitehouse couldn’t refuse.

The show’s cast, minus Mark Williams, has reunited with fresh material at their disposal and fitted back into their roles seamlessly. The first episode sees Ted and Ralph continue their awkward relationship, there is another crazy news broadcast from the Chanel 9 team and a Downton Abbey/Upstairs, Downstairs spoof.

The new series went live on November 10 and will run for 12 episodes, each one lasting no longer than ten minutes.
While The Fast Show has moved with the times in the sense it has moved from television to the internet, the show has stuck with the tried and tested jokes and catchphrases. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

You can also Watch the Fast Show on YouTube, simply by searching ‘YouTube Fast Show‘.

The Strictly Professional James Jordan

James Jordan has appeared on six series of Strictly, and so far he’s not had a winner. However, he’s still in a chance this year with his celebrity partner Alex Jones. One of James’ favourite dances is the Foxtrot – he says it’s a smooth dance, which suits his smooth personality.

Last year, James reached third place dancing with Billy Connolly’s psychologist and writer wife Pamela Stephenson. His other celebrity partners on Strictly have included Cherie Lunghi, Zoe Lucker and Gabby Logan. Those following the Strictly Come Dancing betting will know he didn’t do that well with them.

Born and raised in Gillingham, Kent, James started dancing when he was ten, and was quickly picked out by his teachers for his talent. He began competing at the age of fifteen and had a great deal of success on the youth dancing circuit during his teenage years.

At twenty-one, James took a break from dancing for six months. After that he went to Poland, where he met his new dance partner and future wife, Ola. They got married in 2003 and lived in Hong Kong for a few years, before moving back to Kent.

In last week’s show, Alex and James danced a jive. With Alex dressed as a cheerleader holding a ragdoll, no one was quite sure where it was going. Luckily she ditched the doll – which only got into their routine because it was in the lyrics of the song they were dancing to.

On the Bonfire night show, the duo did a quickstep. During rehearsals that they show before the actual dance, it seemed that James had been shouting at Alex rather a lot, but she was on an assault course and he was her sergeant-major, so it’s not as bad as it first seemed. At the end of their frantic quickstep routine, they tumbled into a heap when the music stopped as if they were kids who’d got dizzy from twirling around too much. Anyone looking for Strictly Come Dancing tips should remember this.

One of James’ best assets seems to be his sense of fun – who can forget last year when he quipped “Nobody puts Granny in the corner” in reference to Pamela Stephenson?!