Whatever you do, don’t miss the Fast Show episode six at Fosters’ website.
It’s a mini classic with appearances from aggravating pub bore Billy Bleach with his bubby red hair and uncalled for expertise on myriad subjects. Episode six finds Mr. Bleach boring the pants off a young lady about her new smart phone – advising on the games and apps etc.
At one point, Billy goes off into reverie, harking back to the better, more romantic times of payphones in red boxes and writing letters to girls – as the lady he’s talking begins to look impressed for the first time.
Alas Billy then ruins the moment with a “course not you muppet!”
Then there’s legendary duo Ted and Ralph. Lord of the manor Ralph questions Ted about his use of new technology and the internet. Ted, understandably, is a little behind the times, but has an internet connection courtesy of his nephew so that he can email his brother Brendan in New Zealand at Christmas.
Once a year Ted is reluctant, understandably, to become one of Ralph’s Facebook friends, preferring to keep things on a more formal footing with his employer – particularly given that employer’s weird obsession with Ted himself.
Music hall legend Arthur Atkinson is also back with the least funny catchphrases of all time all delivered to an adoring circa 1940s audience, whilst the grand finale belongs to Ron Manager.
Ron and his co-hosts are pictured off-air making deeply sexist comments. Ron struggles to keep up with his two colleagues’ chauvinism, going off at a tangent about the six Fs – err, find ‘em, isn’t it… pheromones; before losing his thread completely.
It’s classic comedy. These are some very funny video clips indeed if your comedy tastes are a little lateral – so please don’t miss it for your own sake. And just in case most of the above character analysis makes little sense to you; then you really should know better!